imessageworld:

Perfect comeback


suhrealclownjed I feel like this is something you would say.

imessageworld:

Perfect comeback

suhrealclownjed I feel like this is something you would say.

(Source: adultnapped, via enigmatic-elektron09)

You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

well damn

(via walkerflexasranger)

(Source: darksideoftheshroom, via leeleemonet)

tazzico:

i’m faceless

tazzico:

i’m faceless


mescalineforbreakfast:

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

(via brywillz)


crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

(via ifthatswhatyoureinto)

  • me: damn i need to save my money
  • me: *spends $200 in a week*
My dreams

lord-drey:

I’m speaking on them. Don’t laugh at me. Most of y’all be sittin on y’all ass until your calves are ashy.

keonv:

Skinny nigga, big head

keonv:

Skinny nigga, big head


taint3ed:

If you sucking dick, girl I ain’t mad atcha.

If you got a sugar daddy, girl I ain’t mad atcha.

If you getting laid every damn night, girl I ain’t mad atcha. 

If you doing nudes, girl I ain’t mad atca.

Do yo fucking thing, shawty. Live your life. You only got one. Be fucking happy.

(via keephopealivee)

the-frankocean:

(via keonv)